Every once in a while, maybe once a month, I wander onto a little site called Craigslist, and I search for some things. I look at trucks for sale, I look at books for sale, I meander through apartments. I check the Free section, always searching for that mythical truck being given away by an angry spouse.
My journey always ends the same way though. Missed Connections. I love it. Here you find people who are reaching out into the void. Some are desperately trying to find a love lost. Others are hoping that the person they shared just a moment's glance with felt that deep connection too. Still others are just straight up looking for sex. And I am fairly certain at least 3 posters are serial killers who got lazy.
So, I thought I would see about sharing some of these with the world. Why? Why not.
(Some of these posts are sexual in nature. Reader discretion is advised.)
FFM Masseuse
You were the older sexy female ma$$euse who wanted to massage my wife with me! Lost your info. Get back to us here!
Usually it is the pro trying to lure in clients. Here, we have a client who forgot to save the pro's card? I would make fun of the CL attempt, but honestly....it is a good shot.
Bri
Bri,
How are you?
God, It’s been a while. I hope you’re doing good.
You and I had our first date last year in September, and when you walked into that coffee shop, you stole my heart. I genuinely couldn’t breathe because of how beautiful you were - I remember how sweet and cute and funny you were, even though I couldn’t stay long because I had to leave. We had our second date shortly after that at the movie theater, and I remember how sweaty my hands were because I was too shy to hold your hand. I remember when I drove you home and I dropped you off, we made plans to go to the renaissance festival together, but that never happened :( I think we just gradually stopped talking to each other, and I’m so sorry if you thought I lost interest. You were just so beautiful I had no idea how to talk to you, or how to ask if I could hold your hand or kiss you to show that I was interested. I know you’ll never see this, and I hope you’re happy wherever you are. But on the off chance that you do see this, and in the unlikely event that you’re not seeing someone, reply to this. Please. I would love to see you again. Tell me what you did to your hair around the time that we met, or tell me the movie we saw together or the coffee shop we met at so I know it’s you :)
Sincerely yours,
The-one-who-likes-the-wrecks-too
This is a passionate love letter. Bro, I feel you with the sweaty palms, but sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns. But get a towel first. Also....Bri ghosted you. But I hope she wanders CL, and realizes her mistake!
Jack Stack
Great looking ginger waiter....I miss our connection. Contact me, please. I have a mission!
I can only assume this is how the CIA recruits these days. Save the world ginger!
Sunfresh on [redacted]
Gorgeous man at Sunfresh this afternoon....we saw each other a few times but actions didn't match the energy. I'm sorry I couldn't smile, speak, think when I saw you. I'd love to know you.
Wow. Even I want to head to Sunfresh.
Savers Today
your son wanted to go to the toy section...…..you was looking nice
Punctuation and grammar are rough, but he did notice you was looking nice.
Drug Store
Forgot your name. You Male, worked at drug store at [redacted]. We were supposed to meet-up, so I could help with your bills. I moved away before that happened. You had a girlfriend and a child and lived in some apt. off [redacted]. Reply to this posting and tell me what we were meeting for, so I know its you. You also sported hickeys all over your neck.
I am genuinely confused. The whole relationship was based off of his wanting you to help him with his bills? And he was in a relationship? And he was covered in hickeys? Why are looking for him? You got away!
Happy Monday, You need a break?
Happy Monday
Lunch time or all afternoon release for you.
Looking for discreet guys that need discreet Attention
Bored downtown? Need a break from work? Out for a walk? U need to bust one out?
Are you downtown and bored? Living, gym, in from out of towm or just in the downtown.
I'm looking to please a guy . Are you worked up and need a helping hand/Body Rub &/or oral skills to release? Looking for you hwp/fit guys/athletic/ Bi/ Straight guys that want/need to bust. I host. All about you. Bust & go. Relax and release. Very discreet here. If you are downtown Stop by. Single/wife/gf...she won't or can't...let me do it for you. Let me make you feel like the man you are! Make me take it balls deep. Tell me your stats in first reply = age(18 -40), height, weight, race & how hung? Must be opened minded. Let this Dude help you Buddy! DDF Discreet and Normal Studs! " Type " Bust" so I know you are real
Definitely a pro. And maybe a serial killer. Also, no connection has been made, so how was this missed?
Looking for a new SB
Ive had sugar babies on and off. Most either got greedy, my money wasnt helping them, or they moved on to a different looser. Wanting a normal female who likes this type of relationship. Im 39, nice, normal, responsible, has my act together. Im tired of being alone...its more because dating drama sucks, not because i cant get a gf. Anyways, would like you to be attractive, thicker women are great, not too much drama, no druggies and no alcoholics. Not too much to ask for right? :) pictures go to the front.
DEFINITELY a serial killer.
Cheetah print pants
Damn you are sexy especially with your hair up!
Damn Cheetah! Keep that hair up!
Keandra from work you called me honey
We work together and sometimes you act strange butt today I dropped at your office to say hello and you called me honey. Sweety if you see this don't tease it's been a long time and I could see your head moving that way
If you see this and me a message and a pic
Stop teasing him Keandra!
Micro Center
You were buying cables for cameras. I walked up you committed about my shirt. You seem like a fun female I want to get to know. Tell me what you were wearing and what I was wearing. Come be my chocolate on my lips.
You don't deserve her, purely because of that chocolate lips line. Bad poster! Bad!
Kim T. the lunch lady
You’re a blonde bbw who wears glasses and your name is Kim. You work in the cafeteria and we emailed each other for a while. I saved some of the emails but would really like to see if we can pick up where we left off. Looking for the lunch lady or anyone that knows her. Contact me.
I'm assuming by this he means he printed them off and cut off the email address. Because, if not, I mean, just email her bro. And if you have, and she hasn't responded, I don't think finding you on CL will swivel her back to you. But what do I know. I'm still pining for Cheetah pants.
Looking for my hang out friend
We were going to get together and talk about my curious side mfm
How many people are going to read this and go, "Oh yeah! THAT GUY. I meant to call him."
I am starting to suspect some of these folks are just looking to catch the eye of any old stranger who might be "into" their thing! No missed connections at all!!!
Handsome guy at QT
You were this morning earlier at QT in [redacted], we glanced each other but I was in a hurry. Gosh, you looked like a Greek God 😍, you have long hair, probably 6'0. I'm a single short lady! If you have snap or qwikmeet send me your id.
Pretty sure this guy was at Sunfresh earlier!
Until we meet again
You are the attractive female thats always been a good girl. The female that wants to explore the naughty side of life. Like the idea of an anonymous activity partner. Intrigued at the thought of leaving the door unlocked and let it happen. Give a way to contact before ad is deleted. Must give pic or description and location
SERIAL. KILLER. Literally just asking you to tell him where you live and to leave your door unlocked. Bad serial killer! No!
Worker at 7-11
You worked at 7- 11..not to long ago. On [redacted].You have an accent, wear glasses & apparently also work at Truman Hospital.Ran into you today but was in a rush. If you see this, hmu. I think you're sexy.
Okay, to be fair, I actually know who this guy is talking about and she was a very attractive woman. I hope she finds him and they are happy.
There are so, so many more. But the good news is, I can check out the postings any time, and they are all gold. Until next month!
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